Girl, you’re thicker than a bowl of oatmeal i’ll tell you h’wat


Fantasy Fiction 46: Origins and Shields 

Beware the moon… Hallowmoon that is! Join us for tales of origins and shields, along with some Halloween talk to get you in the spooky spirit! 

Cover art by Jacob Stancliff

Fantasy Fiction pod lightens up my entire week keep doin what u do guys thank u



The year is 2025, Declan’s 11th birthday. His uncle, Pete, goes up to him and hands him his first guitar,

"Here you go, Declan." Pete says, handing him the guitar.

"Wow," Declan exclaims, "Thanks Pete.

A look of terror overcomes Pete’s face. Elisa falls to the ground and sobs. Patrick had an expression on his face that Declan has never ever seen, rage. Patrick is now in shock, nothing will ever be the same for his relationship with his son.


Patrick Stump is a dad reblog if u cried

everybody scream


The real moral of The Nightmare Before Christmas is don’t sell Christmas stuff before Halloween cause it upsets the balance of the universe



My favourite part in Order of the Phoenix is when Harry and Sirius are playing hide and seek in the Ministry and Sirius is being silly behind the veil then he jumps out at Harry like “Haha found you!” and then they laugh and high five and go out for ice cream at Fortescue’s.




when will teenage girls stop shaming each other and discover that their real enemy is teenage boys 

when they are all gathered into the gym and lectured by tina fey

First date questions:


How many walkers have you killed?

How many people have you killed?